“Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.”
Alan Corenk

Chubby: [to the teacher he has a crush on] You can call me Chubsy-Ubsy... if you want to.
- The Little Rascals, 1955

Arthur: But... You're a woman.
Lucy Ricardo: Yes, my husband likes me that way.
- I Love Lucy, 1951

Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
- I Love Lucy, 1951

Alice: Boy, you men kill me; you're all alike. You want us women to bow and scrape at your feet. You men just think that you own this world.
Ralph: Yeah, but you women get revenge. You marry us!
- The Honeymooners, 1955